Hears You’re Chance Two Right Really, Really Bad

A Pen In Each Hand

By Baker & Beaver

Below is a POS story opening. Think you can spot all the errors? Great. But that’s not the exercise. The exercise is to finish this POS story (in not more than 500 words), making as many spelling and grammatical errors as possible while doing so. If you prefer, you can write your own POS story. Post it at Chasms & Crags when you’re done.

Between you and me and the lamppost, I think there’s something wrong with Jennifer. Her Mother went to the store to buy peaches and orange’s. Then Jennifer ate won of them, stripped off all her clothes and started running naked thru the sprinkler which was in the neighbors’s yard.

I poured over some possibilities earlier. I think she could be on the lamb. She could be reliving her escapades of the early 90’s. I guess that we won’t know till she tells us. I myself think that the cheese has slid off her cracker. It happens to alot of people, but until she comes back from her trip to the Rocky mountain’s…

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